Canada report # 13

Mystery of Dominant Species

Humans only seem to be governing species of the planet Canada. Closer observations and studies of your faithful Foreign_guy show that it is not exactly accurate. If you notice people on busses, trains, cars and even on the streets have some sort of tails sticking out of their ears. Canadians in their ignorance believe that it is headphones, but I know that in reality brains of thousands Canadians are infected with another alien species – called Brainboomingmusicworm,

Top 5 ways to avoid infestation

5. Do not leave the house and lock yourself in the toilet

4. If you do need to leave take a friend along and talk to him

3. Read the book while you are close to other infected people

2. Under no circumstances start conversation about favorite style of music

1. And never, never, never let Brainboomingmusicworm come close to you hearing organ

Protect your planet do not get infected!